Author Bob Hoelzle, practicing necrophiliac (he'll get it right one of these nights!), knows how to grab a reader's attention and keep it. Raised near the Great South Bay of Long Island, he moved to Florida in 1969 to attend Florida State University. Traversing the Florida Panhandle countryside and the shores of the Gulf of Mexico for the past 35 years, he remains in awe of this lovely land of rivers, lakes, forests, and the breathtaking, pristine coastal areas of the Big Bend.

The 53-year old single father searches for a publisher to help him lose the bureaucratic blues.